Italy will host the Punto e a capo, meaning ‘turning over a new leaf’, which will include booths and workshops on the process of divorce and how to live alone again.  This is primarily due to the increasing divorce rates in the traditionally catholic country which frowns on divorce (but shrugs at child molestation in the church).  The divorce process in Italy is said to take up to three years. 

No offense Italy and Italian divorcées but this fair seems a little pointless.  I reckon all you need is a nice stock of red wine, an internet connection and a membership to match.com (or eharmony if you actually want to find a mate for life not just for the night). If you’re unwilling to throw down $40 bucks a month to ‘get connected’ then check craigslist.org.  Or if you like being by yourself, just get out the lotion, dim the lights and get ready to feel shameful in about twenty minutes.

Finally, if none of these things are making you feel better then watch all of the seasons of John and Kate Plus 8.  If you can’t figure out how to be single atleast this will make you feel better about your time married. 

Welcome to the single life and your welcome.